CHAZZWOZZERS
Hey there fabulous readers!!!!
Now totally random but, is it just me or do you notice that Aussie animals have some of the most awesomest names ever! Like kangarooo! That's a cute one. Or wallaby, kinda endearing. Cockatoo!!! hahhaha and I'm like "you telling me cockatoo and I'm all like cockado!" Hahah but really I kid. The thing is, they're so much awesomer than those stupid english animals I mean like what were those english stoned or something when they decided to name their animals. So they're like sitting on the lawn playing croquet and having their little hash browns or something and then they see this animal go by and they're all like
English man1: What a queer little animal. I think I shall call it a duck
English man2: Quite right sir! Quite right! And look at that one over there, I think that looks more like....cow
English man1: Oh how absolutely positively spiffing
English man2: Hawhawhaw.
I mean c'mon....duck?! Cow?! Those are pretty lame names for animals if you ask me. Now if you let the Aussies name those animals, they'd probably have come up with something totally awesome for them like... bongwoggers or chazzwozzers or beerkeggers or something... I don't know....
Hey there fabulous readers!!!!
Now totally random but, is it just me or do you notice that Aussie animals have some of the most awesomest names ever! Like kangarooo! That's a cute one. Or wallaby, kinda endearing. Cockatoo!!! hahhaha and I'm like "you telling me cockatoo and I'm all like cockado!" Hahah but really I kid. The thing is, they're so much awesomer than those stupid english animals I mean like what were those english stoned or something when they decided to name their animals. So they're like sitting on the lawn playing croquet and having their little hash browns or something and then they see this animal go by and they're all like
English man1: What a queer little animal. I think I shall call it a duck
English man2: Quite right sir! Quite right! And look at that one over there, I think that looks more like....cow
English man1: Oh how absolutely positively spiffing
English man2: Hawhawhaw.
I mean c'mon....duck?! Cow?! Those are pretty lame names for animals if you ask me. Now if you let the Aussies name those animals, they'd probably have come up with something totally awesome for them like... bongwoggers or chazzwozzers or beerkeggers or something... I don't know....
But one thing I gotta say though, I'm pretty sure those english kids would've had it pretty easy in comparison with the aussies back in spelling class.
English teacher: Alright now Elizabeth, spell Cat.
Elizabeth: Cat. C-A-T. Cat.
Doesn't take a genius. But then you look at those kids back in the outback trying to learn spelling and its all like
Australian Teacher: Oii there little mate, Spell Kangaroo.
Boy: K-A-N-G- ... G-G.. erm... E...
yeah....its totally bogus.... and that's all I have to say... about that.
In a completely unrelated matter though, something really nice happened to me this morning and that is I was like looking for a clean table in the unversity cafeterias to put my stuff and well...the tables are usually quite clean but you know how sometimes there are like dried drinks on them and they get all sticky and shit.... yeah nasty. So anyway I was like running my fingers along the tables looking for a good one when this random guy came out of nowhere with a bottle of spritz-clean and a rag and like totally cleaned the table up for me. Talk about kindess of strangers right?
Sure restored my faith in humanity.
Australian teacher: Now spell Wallaby
Boy: ..... K-..?
OVER & OUT.
English teacher: Alright now Elizabeth, spell Cat.
Elizabeth: Cat. C-A-T. Cat.
Doesn't take a genius. But then you look at those kids back in the outback trying to learn spelling and its all like
Australian Teacher: Oii there little mate, Spell Kangaroo.
Boy: K-A-N-G- ... G-G.. erm... E...
yeah....its totally bogus.... and that's all I have to say... about that.
In a completely unrelated matter though, something really nice happened to me this morning and that is I was like looking for a clean table in the unversity cafeterias to put my stuff and well...the tables are usually quite clean but you know how sometimes there are like dried drinks on them and they get all sticky and shit.... yeah nasty. So anyway I was like running my fingers along the tables looking for a good one when this random guy came out of nowhere with a bottle of spritz-clean and a rag and like totally cleaned the table up for me. Talk about kindess of strangers right?
Sure restored my faith in humanity.
Australian teacher: Now spell Wallaby
Boy: ..... K-..?
OVER & OUT.
